- Roxanne Shante Roxannes Revenge 歌詞
- Roxanne Shante
- Well, my name is Roxanne, a-dont ya know
I just a-cold rock a party, and I do this show
I said I met these three guys, and you know thats true
so let me tell you and explain them all to you:
I met this dude with the name of a hat
I didnt even walk away, I didnt give him no rap
But then he got real mad, and he got a little tired
If he worked for me, you know he would be fired
His wasnt Kangol, and that is true
but he aint got no money, and he aint got no loot
And every time that I see him, hes always a-beggin
And all the other girls that hes always tryin to leggin
Every time that he sees me, he says a rhyme
But,compared to me its weak compared to mine
A-every time I know that I am sayin somethin fresher
In any category Im considered the best
And every time that I say it there aint nothin less
And everybody knows I will win the contest
then, after that came The Educated Rapper
His fingers started snappin, and my hands start to clappin
Every time-a that I see him, everything he say
he is rapping to the beat, he says it dumber this way:
He said-a, 'Yeah, you know your mothers name is Mary,'
and for what I heard is your father is Sperry
Every time that I see him, hes sayin somethin new
But let me explain to him what he should do:
He should be like me, a fly MC
Dont never have to bite, were always right
I have the freshest rhymes that I do recite
And after that, and you know its true
Well, let me tell you somethin else about the Doctor, too:
He aint really cute, and he aint great
He dont even know how to operate
He came up to me with some crapshit rap
But let me tell you somethin; dont you know it was wack
So when he came up to me, I told him to step back
He said, 'You call yourself an MC?' I said, 'This is true,'
He said, 'Explain to me really what MCs must do.'
I said, 'Listen very close cause I dont say this every day:
My name is Roxanne, and they call me Shanté.'
But every time-a I say a rhyme-a just-a like-a this-a
Its something that you MCs just cant-a miss-a
And if you think its cute-a, and you think its all right
Thats why you said it in a language so you wouldnt have to bite
You started talkin Pig Latin, didnt make no sense
You thought you was cute, yeah, you thought you was a prince
Youre walkin down the block,thats the one you gonna ****
And everybody knows that youre all on my yacht
Im just the devastatin, always rockin, always have the ****ers clockin
Everybody knows its me, yeah, the R-O-X-A-N-N-E, yeah
everyone knows that Iam precious
And every time I started right-a, everyone is sure to bite-a
Every time I do it, yeah, you know it is-a me-a
Rockin on the beat as you can see
so that U-T-F-O cruel you know what? you could do
Lemme tell you one for me, and thenIll tell you one for you
Every time you sayin rhyme just-a like-a this-a
It aint nothin that I dont want to miss-a
And if youre thinkin that Im bitin your beat
Well, then you just better know, and a-listen to me
Because my name is Roxanne-a, and I came to say
Im rockin to the beat-a, and I do it this way
Im conceited, never beated, never heard of defeated
Im rockin to the beat-a, and you know it is-a me-a:
The R-O-X-A-N-N-E-a
And if you want to play a little game for me
Lemme show you what you can do, baby
Cause with a twist of my cheek, and a twist of my wrist
I have all the guys droppin down like this
Yeah, I am fly that I must admit
but everybody knows I dont go for it
So, if youre tryin to be cute and youre tryin to be fine
You need to cut it out cause its all in your mind
Tryin to be like me, yeah,it is very hard
You think you are God, but you do eat lard
Tryin to be cute, and youre tryin to be fly
Dont you know you wish you could be my guy?
So I can take you home, make you relax
And everybody knows that youre out there, tryin to tax
Like corn-on-the-cob, youre always tryin to rob
You need to be out there,look you for a job
Yeah, youre tryin to be in search of a Roxanne
But lemme let ya know--youre not a real man
Cause a Roxanne needs a man, and yes:
Someone fresh who always dress
Someone, yeah, who will never fess
And then Ill say, yeah, forgive the rest
you gonna be cute and try to be fine
but all you wanna be is Roxannes guy
because i turned you down without a frown
embarrass you in front of your friend made you look like a clown
and all you do is get real mad
and you talk about me and made me look bad
and everybody knows how the story goes
Theres no ifs, no ands, no buts, or suppose
No coke up your nose, no **** in your vein
And then it wont cause no kind of pain
But yet, and still, youre tryin to be fly
I ask you a question, I want to know why:
Whyd ya have to make a record bout me
The R-O-X-A-N-N-E?
|
|
