- Koe Wetzel Post-Sellout 歌詞
- Koe Wetzel
- Hey, whats up guys (Koe whats going on man?)
嗨伙計們咋樣（老科咋樣啊）
Hey, the girl up at the front desk, she bad as hell
前台那個姑娘真的是性感到爆欸
Oh, Tiffany? (Yeah, shes fine)
蒂凡尼嗎？ （啊她挺好的）
Yeah, shes a, shes a very, beautiful young woman
她是呃確實是個年輕漂亮的女人
So um, weve got everything set
所以呃我們都安排好了
Do you need any umm, water or Fresca?
你要喝點什麼嗎水還是弗雷斯卡？
Nah, man Im good, appreciate it though
不用啦我不渴不過還是謝了
Um, just uh, come sit right here
好吧呃你坐過來
Love the record by the way
你的唱片我們真的挺喜歡的
What were going to do here is were gonna sign right here
我們只需要你在這兒簽個字
Just initial there
首字母簽在那兒
Thеre
還有那兒也簽一個
And down at the bottom
最後在最底下再簽一次
Youre all sеt
好了弄完了
Welcome to the team
歡迎加入我們的團隊
Wait, does this make me a sellout?
等下這就會讓我演出售罄嗎？
There was a man
有這麼一個男人
He had a chicken farm
他有一間養雞場
He did it right and he knew it was right
生活工作十分順利他也非常清楚
Where the money would flow in
這就是他賺錢的好路子
His grandaddy told him when he was a young boy
在他還是個孩子的時候他的爺爺告訴他
He said son youre gonna die on this chicken farm
說孩子啊你一輩子都會在這間養雞場
So you better get used to shoveling manures and
所以你最好早點學會鏟雞糞
One day he went home
有天他回到家裡
And his wife was sucking some ****
看到自己老婆正在給別的男人吹
From one of his homeboys
那人還是他老家的兄弟
And he said whyd you do it to me
他吼著你們為啥要這麼對我
She just cried and he let his homeboy just leave
他老婆哭了起來他讓他的兄弟離開了
And so they ****ed for a second
他們凌亂了一會兒
And finally theyquieted
最後終於安靜了下來
She cooked up some fried chicken
她做了些炸雞
And they started moving silent
然後開始慢慢走出去
Through the kitchen to some old song
走過廚房跟著某首歌的節奏
They didnt know what was wrong
他們也不知道哪裡出了問題
Until the children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you doing
直到孩子們進了門問爸爸媽媽你們在幹嘛
And they said nothing were just boot scootin
他們說沒什麼我們就是跳了下舞
Around the kitchen at nine oclock in the night
夜裡九點就在廚房裡
The next morning he said baby, dont worry
翌日清晨他說親愛的你別擔心
I gotta go to work but its not in a hurry
我要去工作了但是也不著急
I can got time for, to love on you
我還是有時間可以好好愛你
But I gotta question for you
但是我想問你一個問題
Did he stick his finger in your ass?
他把手指插進你後頭了嗎
Like you like it, like you let me do
就像你喜歡我那麼乾一樣
I cant handle it if you let him stick his finger in it
如果你讓他這麼玩了那我可承受不住了
I wont have it no way in hell
我死都忍不了的
Ill shoot him in the face and go straight to jail
我會當面給他一q 然後就去蹲監獄
But I got some chickens that need feedin
但我養雞廠裡的雞還得有人餵
Cows at home they need to be grazin
家裡的牛也需要我放
But they wont do it without me, no
要是沒了我他們也不會替我做的
While my ****ing wife is a whore
可我老婆是個死蕩女彐
Why do you like to suck mean **** every goddamn night
為啥你特麼每晚就喜歡跟別人亂搞
I wish you werent such a whore
我真希望你不是這麼個女錶子
But I kinda like it because it makes me horny
但我又有點喜歡因為這能讓我興奮
Baby, please come back to me
求你回到我身邊吧
Is your mom available?
“你媽媽有空跟我約嗎？ ”
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