- LL Cool J My Rhyme Ain't Done 歌詞
- LL Cool J
- The President woke and he called the
PopeThe Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope
P.S. the Lord raised
Michaelangelo from the dead
So he can make a fresh painting of my head
Then I hung out with a king and a queen
And the queen put me down with her polo team
The way I scored points all around the clock
I had her daughter, the princess ridin' my jock
I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard
Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards
The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades
Was amazed at greater
Cut Creator on the fade
Then I played cards with the queen of clubs
The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love
As for the queen of diamonds, she don't like men
Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best friend
The double-trouble spade was named the deuce
And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news
There was 52 cards, and
I met everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
Then I took a trip to the center of the earth
I was kinda scared, so
E-Love went first
I met these funny little people, they called 'em skeezers
So I held on to my wallet like
EbeneezerTight leather pants that'll make you grunt
Two nice soft things right up front
The center of the earth ain't got no crime
Just people bodyrockin' to the
LL rhymeIf you're kinda confused to what a skeezer is
It's just a girl who's on my jock 'cause
I'm in showbiz
There was a whole lotta skeezers,
I dogged everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
Woke up late one afternoon
Realized I was in the world of cartoons
He-Man told me he'd beat me up
Because he thought that
I looked like
Donald Duck
Then I hung out with
SpidermanHe told me he was gonna start a comic strip band
The Incredible
Hulk was gonna play the drums
Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum
Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone
But Tom and
Jerry both said he should leave it alone
Then I hung out with
Mickey Mouse
He had two freaks, so we went to his house
Mickey's freak was ugly but mine was deaf
So I knocked it off until there wasn't none left
They were cartoon characters,
I met everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done
Since I'm a good friend of father time
I'm not gettin' older as
I say this rhyme
I was warmin' the stove at the
AlamoBefore
Booth shot
Lincoln I stole the show
I was down with
George at the
DelawareBut
I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair
Me and E-Love met
Sitting Bull
We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull
Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest
You thought it was tobacco the shit was cess
There was a lotta great men, and
I met everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done11:33,
I swear it's no sooner
I went inside my
TV, I met '
The Honeymooners'
Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes
But I had my eyes on
Alice's behind
Norton came down right about that time
Lookin' in the fridge , so he could swine and dine
Then I said to myself,
I should give 'em a taste
So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase
Said, it ain't
Bob Hope or
Barry Manilow
Then I borrowed
Norton's hat, cause
I forgot my
KangolRalph said, 'I got a scheme, let me get to it''Norton, my pal'
I said, 'Yo, don't even do it'
They were all
Honeymooners, and
I met everyone
That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done'
Cause my tongue cuts sharp,
I hit a note like a harp
Or a harmonica,
Veronica,
I do my part
In a bedroom with leg room
I'm strong like a monsoon
Chilled in
Maui-Waui and
I carry a harpoon
Stopped at the isle that's
Mali, 'cause we got ill
Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill
I searched for other ways, made love in caves
And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise
Now I'm gonna tell you what all this means
From Farmers
Boulevard in
St. Albans,
QueensThere's a lyrical technician who came to play
Number one b-boy
LL Cool JAll of this is just a story that
I made upDef lines
I say on time with
Cut Creator's cuts
Some of it's fiction, and some of it's fact
Not another common rap with a heavy drum track
A whole lotta rhymes, and
I wrote everyone
That story is over, and my rhyme is done
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