- Slick Rick Childrens Story 歌詞
- Slick Rick
- Girl:Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please
Ricky叔叔,你能給我講個睡前故事嘛？ ~求你啦~
(Alright you kids get to bed ill get the story book. yall tucked in?)yea
好吧孩子上床去，我去拿書。準備好了嗎？ 好耶
那就來吧
Here we go,
就在距離現在沒有多久以前
Once upon a time not long ago,
人們各個穿著睡衣生活都挺悠閒
when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
這世界有法律，這人間也有正義。
When laws were stern and justice stood,
所有人都知道生活就得守點兒規矩
and people were behavin like they ought ta good,
但這裡有個小伙兒覺得自己非常牛B
There lived a lil boy who was misled,
還有他的小伙伴說有個非常屌的主意
by anotha lil boy and this is what he said:
“我跟你咱去搞點兒Money”
'Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash,
搶劫老頭老太然後開溜大吉
robbin old folks and makin da dash',
事兒辦的挺順利哎鈔票大大滴
They did the job, money came with ease,
但一人總覺著不夠還想更加~哈皮
but one couldnt stop, its like he had a disease,
他搶了四五六七
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
搶了一對狗男女
brotha,
還搶了一位大哥沒想人家是個臥底！
tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
條子一把逮住他條子一看就挺兇
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
他說：“小子你別動，你現在說啥都沒用。”
he said 'Keep still, boy, no need for static',
一拳打肚子然後巴掌招呼臉
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
但他不知道這小子早就已經無法無天
but little did he know the lil boy was strapped,
小子掏出一把槍，他說：“丫敢打我？”
The kid pulled out a gun, he said 'Whyd ya hit me?',
然後用槍指著腰子眼看就要開火
the barrel was set straight for the cops kidney,
條子嚇得尿失禁，小子開始自己合計
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
“我乾了這票不得好好蹲上幾年監獄？
'Ill do years if I pull this trigga',
所以小子開始跑路，他跑出一條街
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
條子趕緊就用喇叭通知那邊那位大姐
cop radioes it to another lady cop,
小子爬過一棵樹，他撞上這位姐姐
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
子彈立馬飛過來，他一槍沒想會打偏
a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
他仔細看看周圍情況然後下定主意
Looked around good and from expectations,
他決定要跑到地鐵站裡先在那裡避避
so he decided hed hit for the subway stations,
但是大姐追上來，他只能往左跑
But she was coming and he made a left,
他跑的飛快但是已經上氣不接下氣
he was runnin top speed till he was outta breath,
他撞上一個老頭罵他是不是沒長眼睛
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry)
終於跌跌撞撞就跑進了一個廢棄工地
then he made his move to an abandoned building,
上樓上樓上樓他一路玩兒命逃跑
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
終於打開門他喊了一句：哎喲我艹！
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave 好傢伙你到底磕了多少藥
Dave the **** fiend shootin ****,
你知不知道你已經多久沒洗過澡
who dont know the meaning of water nor soap,
他說（我需要子彈，快點，跑）
He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run)
這位大哥轉身給他一把牛B的散彈槍
the **** fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
他跑出門去但是一看到處都是警察
He went outside but there was cops all over,
他趕緊鑽進一輛二手快要報廢捷達
then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova,
一腳油門捷達也能轟上83
Raced up the block doing 83,
一不留神連人帶車撞得稀巴爛
crashed into a tree near university,
好不容易爬出來那捷達終於完蛋
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
滴答滴答滴答眼看條子就要過來
rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
子彈早就打光但是他還不想投降
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
他趕緊抓住一個孕婦然後要做文章
grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic,
拿槍指著她的頭，說這槍裡有子彈
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o lead,
他告訴條子（滾開不然她腦袋就要稀爛）
he told the cops(Back off or honey heres dead),
他自己也明白這樣下去遲早要完
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong ,
所以他丟下女的趕緊繼續玩命兒跑路
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
警笛聲兒響他快要跑不動
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
終於這大兄弟被警察圍的水洩不通
before long the lil boy got surrounded,
他丟下他的槍也沒了脾氣
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
所以今天睡前故事我就講到這裡
and this is the way I have to end this story,
他今年才17 腦子就像被驢踢
He was only seventeen, in a madmans dream,
條子還是開了槍小子終於歸了西
the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
你們都別笑，因為這一點也沒趣
This aint funny so dont ya dare laugh,
這只是一個教你別學壞的教訓
just another case about the wrong path,
教你好好做人頂天立地
Straight n narrow or yo soul gets CAST.
晚安
哦，Ricky叔叔可真怪
Good Night.
不清楚，他說好好做人頂天立地是啥意思？
Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd
不知道，我想他會解釋的…晚安
I dont know, what does he mean straight n narrow or your soul gets cast?
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I dont know, I think hell be crackin it up for us,... Good nite
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slick rick -childrens story
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