- Tom Lehrer Be Prepared 歌詞
- Tom Lehrer
- Spoken live introduction on
Revisited: You know, of all the songs I have ever sung, that is the one Ive had the most requests not to. I have time for one more here. This one is a little song dedicated to the Boy Scouts of America. (applause) We seem to have a convention here tonight. The Boy Scouts of America, those noble little bastions of democracy, and the American Legion of tomorrow. Their motto is... I would like to state at this time that I am not now and have never been... a member of the Boy Scouts of America. Their motto is, as you know, 'Be Prepared,' and that is the name of this song. Be prepared! Thats the Boy Scouts marching song Be prepared! As through life you march along Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well Dont write naughty words on walls if you cant spell Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes Dont make book if you cannot cover bets Keep those reefers hidden where youre sure That they will not be found And be careful not to smoke them When the scoutmasters around For he only will insist that it be shared Be prepared! Be prepared! Thats the Boy Scouts solemn creed Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed Dont solicit for your sister, thats not nice Unless you get a good percentage of her price Be prepared! And be careful not to do Your good deeds when theres no one watching you If youre looking for adventure of a new and different kind And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined Dont be nervous, dont be flustered, dont be scared Be prepared!
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