- Logic Randolph Returns (skit) 歌詞
- Logic
- [Dial]
[Phone ringing]
[Vanessa:]
Visionary Music Group, this is Vanessa speaking. How can I help you?
[Marty Randolph:]
Hi, uh, I was just wondering, is Chris Zarou available right now?
[Vanessa:]
Oh, Im sorry. Chris is in a meeting with Barry White at the moment. Can I take a message?
[Marty Randolph:]
Oh, no, no, thats alright. Um, is Logic there?
[Vanessa:]
No. Logic isnt here.
[Marty Randolph:]
Oh, um... well, do you think, by chance, I could have his phone number, please?
[Vanessa:]
His phone number?
[Marty Randolph:]
Uh, yeah... well, I-I already had his number. Its not like that. I just... misplaced it...
[Vanessa:]
Who is this?
[Marty Randolph:]
Oh, um... My names Marty, Marty Randolph.
[Vanessa:]
You can leave a message if youd like.
[Marty Randolph:]
Yeah, Im just gonna be one hundred percent honest with you... um, I need his number. Can you just give me Logics number? Please? Please? Can you just gimme, gimme, gimme...
[Vanessa:]
Im sorry. Im not aloud to divulge that information.
[Marty Randolph:]
No, what you dont understand, its- itss not like youre divulging informa- I already had it. Its just... I need you to just open up your little black book and- and- Jesus Christ! Cmon!
[Vanessa:]
Well, Mr. Randolph, theres nothing more I can do for you.
[Marty Randolph:]
Alright, bitch, youre gonna give me that fucking number right now! Youre gonna loo- on your computer or book or whatever the hell youre looking at right now, and youre gonna give me his goddamn number, because he was supposed to sign with me, not Visionary and go do awesome things with Def Jam ! What the fuck is that shit?
[Vanessa:]
If you keep speaking to me like that, Marty, Im gonna have to hang up on you.
[Marty Randolph:]
Oh yeah! Yeah, youre gonna hang up on me? Youre gonna hang up on Marty Randolph? I da- no, I double-dog fucking dare ya, you slut! Now, gimme the number!
[Vanessa:]
Visionary doesnt pay me enough money to deal with this shit!
[Marty Randolph:]
Yeah? Thats cause Visionary aint shit! And youre not shit! And fucking Logic isnt shit! And I was supposed to have him first! He was supposed to sign his soul! Sell out! Just give me the number! Fuck!
[Vanessa:]
Fuck you, and have a good day! (Hangs up phone)
[Marty Randolph:]
... Hello? Eh- Have a good day.
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