- Cornography 歌詞 Brad Paisley The Kung Pao Buckaroos James Burton
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Theatre proudly presents
Cornography,
Kung Pao, episode two
The continuing adventures of the
Kung Pao Buckaroos
The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
So I suggested the establishment of
Miss Kitty
MayOr she may not
A former love and a woman of questionable repute
So they walked into the saloon and asked for
Miss Kitty
And just then, they heard a voice saying'Hi, boys, you lookin for these'
And the littlest cowboy turned around
To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face
Jimmy, you cant say that
What? She had huge guns
Smith and
Wesson revolvers
Oh boy, were they loaded, oh brother
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Shes aiming them right at us
Softer, George, its more effective
Shes aiming them right at us, everybody duck
Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal
They dropped the money they owed her and she bent over to pick it up
And, oh, that moon was beautiful, now
Jimmy, you cant say that
Out the window,
I couldnt see it till then
GeorgeOh, there were mountains in the way
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You guys are gonna get in trouble for this
That woman sure chaps my, ask her out then
I think hes got a little thing for her,
GeorgeLouder,
Bill, its more effective
I think hes got a little thing for her,
GeorgeIts not that little
That was worth a three or four,
BillAll right,
Jimmy, lets get serious now
So the little cowboy was tryin not to act tooexcited
But when I look at a woman that beautiful, its hard
Jimmy, what, its very difficult
I hope theyre not recordin this, yeah, ah
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And I said, 'Cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?'
Here we go, ooh yeah, need a little buckaroo?
In your dreams short barrel
Bum chicka bow wow, oh my
GodSo the
Kung Poo Buck,
Kung PooSo the
Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset
Tune in next time for more action and romance
Yeah, softer,
George, its more effective, yeah
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