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- Jon lajoie High as F%#K 歌詞
- Jon lajoie
Have you ever watched the sun go down
And youre thinking bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as ****
Youre in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dogs looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as ****
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And youre convinced that youre gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as ****
You close your eyes and youre on a chicken farm
The only problems that the chickens have human arms
You say 'thats ***** * up why do the chickens have human arms '
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But youre scared because you think that they will know youre high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But youre so high you dont know why youre there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
Youre walking home and youre mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
Like battleship when you were a kid
And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say 'Guess What Im gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And Im gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
You do a search on e-bay but people dont sell porcupines on the internet
And you say 'You know what，world? youve got me cornered again
Im gonna roll another joint'
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they werent crispy anymore
Have you ever been high... as ****。 。 。
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