- Andrew Lloyd Webber By Jeeves 歌詞
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- BERTIE:It is patently clear
Any awkwardness here Can be cleared up in less than a trice Our identity switch Who is who, which is which Were in need of some solid advice Theres a painfully simple solution Its as plain as the nose on your face BINGO:By gad! GUSSIE:By gosh! BINGO:By heck! GUSSIE:By gum! BINGO:By rabbits foot! GUSSIE:By kingdom come! BERTIE:By all my sainted aunt believes! BINGO:By George! GUSSIE:By Jove! ALL:By Jeeves! When were faced with the grind Of exerting the mind We are filled with a deep sense of dread BERTIE:'How on earth,' I hear cries 'Does one give exercise To a thing thats in bed in your head?' BINGO:What we need is a free range consultant GUSSIE:Where on earth do you find one of those? BERTIE:By hook! By crook! BINGO:By way! By pass! GUSSIE:By sea! By air! BERTIE:By road! BINGO:By grass! GUSSIE:By seven dwarves! BERTIE:By forty thieves! ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! BERTIE:By shuttlecock! GUSSIE:By croquet hoop! BINGO :By Panama! BERTIE:By Windsor soup! GUSSIE:By all those cards tucked up his sleeves! ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Our collective I.Q. Of around 42 Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank All true leaders of men Delegate now and then Try to keep their minds totally blank To appreciate loftier matters BINGO: Things that mostly go over my head BERTIE:By derby day! GUSSIE:By nursery tea! BINGO:By moose! BERTIE:By spoons! GUSSIE:By half past three! BINGO:By every tender breast that heaves! ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! BERTIE:By marmalade! GUSSIE:By bowler hat! BINGO: By toothpaste tube! BERTIE:By Burmese cat! GUSSIE:By baby newts! BINGO:By autumn leaves! ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand Conceives a scheme so carefully planned Even we can understand If he takes it terribly slow - ly BERTIE:By Basingstoke! BINGO:By cardboard box! GUSSIE:By Budges knees! BERTIE:By Bassetts socks! BINGO:By each that conjuror deceives! ALL:By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! BERTIE:By jumping jack ! GUSSIE:By easy chair! BINGO:By Bain Marie! BERTIE:By Camembert! GUSSIE:By every fruit bat in the eaves! ALL:By George! By Jove ! By Jeeves! BINGO:By walking boot! GUSSIE:By thermal drawers! BERTIE:By canapes! BINGO:By Santa Claus! GUSSIE:By all his mighty brain achieves ! BERTIE:By every spell the master weaves! ALL:By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!
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