- Chapter 32 - The F. Scott Fitzgerald Collection: The Great GatsbyThe Beautiful and DamnedThis Side of ParadiseThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button 歌詞 Jason Keller Mark Nelson Mike Vendetti Mark Smith F. Scott Fitzgerald
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- F. Scott Fitzgerald Chapter 32 - The F. Scott Fitzgerald Collection: The Great GatsbyThe Beautiful and DamnedThis Side of ParadiseThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button 歌詞
- Jason Keller Mark Nelson Mike Vendetti Mark Smith F. Scott Fitzgerald
- CHAPTER ONE
As long ago as 1860 it was the proper thing to be born at home.
At present, so I am told,
The high gods of medicine have decreed that the first cries of the
Young shall be uttered upon the anaesthetic
Air of a hospital, preferably a fashionable one.
So young Mr.
And Mrs.
Roger Button were fifty years ahead of style when they decided,
One day in the summer of 1860,
That their first baby should be born in a hospital.
Whether this anachronism had any bearing upon the
Astonishing history I am about to set down will never be known .
I shall tell you what occurred, and let you judge for yourself.
The Roger Buttons held an enviable position,
Both social and financial, in ante - bellum Baltimore.
They were related to the This Family and the That Family, which,
As every Southerner knew,
Entitled them to membership in that enormous
Peerage which largely populated the Confederacy.
This was their first experience with the
Charming old custom of having babies - Mr.
Button was naturally nervous.
He hoped it would be a boy so that he could be sent
To Yale College in Connecticut, at which institution Mr.
Button himself had been known for four
Years by the somewhat obvious nickname of '
Cuff.'
On the September morning consecrated to the enormous event he arose
Nervously at six oclock dressed himself,
Adjusted an impeccable stock,
And hurried forth through the streets of Baltimore to the hospital,
To determine whether the darkness of the
Night had borne in new life upon its bosom.
When he was approximately a hundred yards from the Maryland Private
Hospital for Ladies and Gentlemen he saw Doctor Keene,
The family physician, descending the front steps,
Rubbing his hands together with a washing movement - as all
Doctors are required to do by the
Unwritten ethics of their profession.
Mr.
Roger Button, the president of Roger Button & Co., Wholesale Hardware,
Began to run toward Doctor Keene with much less dignity than
Was expected from a Southern gentleman of that picturesque period.
Doctor Keene!' he called. '
Oh, Doctor Keene!'
The doctor heard him, faced around, and stood waiting,
A curious expression settling on his harsh, medicinal face as Mr.
Button drew near.
What happened?' demanded Mr.
Button, as he came up in a gasping rush. '
What was it?
How is she' A boy?
Who is it?
What -'
Talk sense!
' Said Doctor Keene sharply, He appeared somewhat irritated.
Is the child born?' begged Mr.
Button.
Doctor Keene frowned. '
Why, yes, I suppose so - after a fashion.
' Again he threw a curious glance at Mr.
Button.
Is my wife all right?'
Yes.'
Is it a boy or a girl?'
Here now! ' cried Doctor Keene in a perfect passion of irritation, '
Ill ask you to go and see for yourself.
Outrageous!' He snapped the last word out in
Almost one syllable, then he turned away muttering : '
Do you imagine a case like this will help my professional reputation?
One more would ruin me - ruin anybody.'
Whats the matter?' demanded Mr.
Button appalled. '
Triplets?'
No, not triplets!' answered the doctor cuttingly. '
Whats more, you can go and see for yourself.
And get another doctor.
I brought you into the world, young man,
And Ive been physician to your family
For forty years, but Im through with you!
I dont want to see you or any of your relatives ever again!
Good - bye!'
Then he turned sharply,
And without another word climbed into his phaeton,
Which was waiting at the curbstone, and drove severely away.
Mr.
Button stood there upon the sidewalk,
Stupefied and trembling from head to foot.
What horrible mishap had occurred?
He had suddenly lost all desire to go into the Maryland Private
Hospital for Ladies and Gentlemen - it was with the greatest
Difficulty that, a moment later,
He forced himself to mount the steps and enter the front door.
A nurse was sitting behind a desk in the opaque gloom of the hall.
Swallowing his shame, Mr.
Button approached her.
Good - morning,' she remarked, looking up at him pleasantly.
Good - morning.
I - I am Mr.
Button .'
At this a look of utter terror spread itself over girls face.
She rose to her feet and seemed about to fly from the hall,
Restraining herself only with the most apparent difficulty.
I want to see my child,' said Mr.
Button.
The nurse gave a little scream. '
Oh - of course!' she cried hysterically. '
Upstairs.
Right upstairs.
Go - up!'
She pointed the direction, and Mr.
Button, bathed in cool perspiration,
Turned falteringly, and began to mount to the second floor.
In the upper hall he addressed another
Nurse who approached him, basin in hand. '
Im Mr.
Button,' he managed to articulate. '
I want to see my -'
Clank!
The basin clattered to the floor and
Rolled in the direction of the stairs.
Clank!
Clank!
I began a methodical decent as if sharing in
The general terror which this gentleman provoked.
I want to see my child!' Mr.
Button almost shrieked.
He was on the verge of collapse.
Clank!
The basin reached the first floor.
The nurse regained control of herself, and threw Mr.
Button a look of hearty contempt.
All right, Mr.
Button,' she agreed in a hushed voice. '
Very well!
But if you knew what a state its put us all in this morning!
Its perfectly outrageous!
The hospital will never have a ghost of a reputation after -'
Hurry!' he cried hoarsely. '
I cant stand this!'
Come this way, then, Mr.
Button.'
He dragged himself after her.
At the end of a long hall they reached a room from which proceeded a
Variety of howls - indeed, a room which, in later parlance,
Would have been known as the 'crying - room.' They entered.
Ranged around the walls were half a dozen white -
Enameled rolling cribs, each with a tag tied at the head.
Well,' gasped Mr.
Button, 'which is mine?'
There!' said the nurse.
Mr.
Buttons eyes followed her pointing finger, and this is what he saw.
Wrapped in a voluminous white blanket,
And partly crammed into one of the cribs,
There sat an old man apparently about seventy years of age.
His sparse hair was almost white,
And from his chin dripped a long smoke - coloured beard,
Which waved absurdly back and forth,
Fanned by the breeze coming in at the window.
He looked up at Mr.
Button with dim, faded eyes in which lurked a puzzled question.
Am I mad?' thundered Mr.
Button , his terror resolving into rage. '
Is this some ghastly hospital joke?
It doesnt seem like a joke to us,' replied the nurse severely. '
And I dont know whether youre mad or
Not - but that is most certainly your child.'
The cool perspiration redoubled on Mr.
Buttons forehead.
He closed his eyes, and then, opening them, looked again.
There was no mistake - he was gazing at a man of threescore and ten -
A baby of threescore and ten,
A baby whose feet hung over the sides
Of the crib in which it was reposing.
The old man looked placidly from one to the other for a
Moment, and then suddenly spoke in a cracked and ancient voice. '
Are you my father?' he demanded.
Mr.
Button and the nurse started violently.
Because if you are,' went on the old man querulously, '
I wish youd get me out of this place - or,
At least, get them to put a comfortable rocker in here,'
Where in Gods name did you come from?
Who are you?' burst out Mr.
Button frantically.
I cant tell you exactly who I am,' replied the querulous whine,
'Because Ive only been born a few hours
- But my last name is certainly Button.'
You lie!
Youre an impostor!'
The old man turned wearily to the nurse. '
Nice way to welcome a new - born
Child,' he complained in a weak voice. '
Tell him hes wrong, why dont you?'
Youre wrong.
Mr.
Button,' said the nurse severely. '
This is your child, and youll have to make the best of it.
Were going to ask you to take him home with
You as soon as possible - some time to - day.'
Home?' repeated Mr.
Button incredulously.
Yes, we cant have him here.
We really cant, you know?'
Im right glad of it,' whined the old man. '
This is a fine place to keep a youngster of quiet tastes.
With all this yelling and howling,
I havent been able to get a wink of sleep.
I asked for something to eat' - here his voice rose to a
Shrill note of protest - 'and they brought me a bottle of milk!'
Mr.
Button sank down upon a chair near his
Son and concealed his face in his hands. '
My heavens!' he murmured, in an ecstasy of horror. '
What will people say?
What must I do?'
Youll have to take him home,' insisted the nurse - 'immediately!'
A grotesque picture formed itself with dreadful clarity before the
Eyes of the tortured man - a picture of himself walking through the
Crowded streets of the city with this
Appalling apparition stalking by his side. '
I cant.
I cant,' he moaned.
People would stop to speak to him, and what was he going to say?
He would have to introduce this - this septuagenarian: '
This is my son, born early this morning.
' And then the old man would gather his blanket around him and they
Would plod on, past the bustling stores,
The slave market - for a dark instant Mr.
Button wished passionately that his son was black - past the
Luxurious houses of the residential
District, past the home for the aged...
Come!
Pull yourself together,' commanded the nurse.
See here,' the old man announced suddenly,
'If you think Im going to walk home in
This blanket, youre entirely mistaken.'
Babies always have blankets.'
With a malicious crackle the old man
Held up a small white swaddling garment. '
Look!' he quavered. '
This is what they had ready for me.'
Babies always wear those,' said the nurse primly.
Well,' said the old man,
'This babys not going to wear anything in about two minutes.
This blanket itches.
They might at least have given me a sheet .'
Keep it on!
Keep it on!' said Mr.
Button hurriedly.
He turned to the nurse. '
Whatll I do?'
Go down town and buy your son some clothes.'
Mr.
Buttons sons voice followed him down into the: hall: '
And a cane, father.
I want to have a cane.'
Mr.
Button banged the outer door savagely
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