- Hobo Johnson The Ending 歌詞
- Hobo Johnson
- She said
She said, 'Youre like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies'
She said
'Hey!'
She said, 'Youre like the weird guy, in all the movies
Who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl'
And I was like, 'Shut your mouth'
But Im gonna take over
The world
As soon as everybody dies
Im gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the balls to try
Ima re-arrange the alphabet
And then take 'U' and 'I'
And put a bit of space between em
And hope that nobody cries
Ima run around this city, wondering why shit is like this
Ima be a nice guy
Might **** around and make a difference
Ima hope for the best, but prepare for the worst
Theyre gonna focus on their hooks
And then say, '**** it' to the verse
Like, goddamn, but look at me
Then look at them
Now look at me
Hows it going?
My names Frank
Wassup?
Today, were looking into what really ****ing matters
Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm
I hope that you dont fall into their schemes and what they say
When you look them in their eyes, that they dont choose to look away
Cause you dont deserve to be ****ed with
Unless youre a ****ing asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass 'Go'
Your life isnt fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Lets cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
Thats been stuck here for a while
I hope that you dont fall into my schemes or what I say
When you look me in the eye, Ill look you dead into the face
Cause you dont deserve to be ****ed with
Unless youre a ****ing asshole
And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass 'Go'
Your life isnt fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Lets cut-paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
[01:52.12]Thats been stuck here for a while
Yeah, I aint shit
I aint shit
I aint shit
I aint shit
I aint shit
Compared to them, right?
I aint shit
I aint shit
I aint shit
I aint shit
I aint shit
Yo
My friends say that I have poor face structure
I said, 'You look like Alien vers. ****in Predator
Both of em'
Cause right before the movie starts, theres a weird type of scene
Thats awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings
I think people would watch that
Probably on pay-per-view
On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do?
Like, a lot of things
****in read a book, I guess?
Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus
Thats great fan fiction for a great man missin
The spice of life
The price is right for species all alike
Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips
Its the taste of Predators wit
(Oh no)
Yeah
And I know you want a piece of this wit
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
(No !)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
She wants a piece of this
Thank you, for listening to the record
I appreciate it more than you could ever ****ing understand
I, uhm, worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to the music business
The music business is quite the business
But, I decided that I dont wanna be a part of it anymore
So I, this is all me and no ones gonna ****in tell me how to write a song, you know?
And, the way I listen to music is, ****ing, like, medicine, dude
It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh, my dream is to do that for other people
And, uh, and, you know, travel the world doing that, and, helping people
Like so many people helped me
And, uh, thank you for letting me try to do that to you
Mmkay, alright, bye
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