- She Makes Me A Killer 歌詞 Die Antwoord
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- Die Antwoord She Makes Me A Killer 歌詞
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A PRETTY W OMAN YOUR WIFENEVER MAKE A PRE TTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?YOU CA N'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HE R EYENEVER MAKE A PRE TTY WOMAN YOUR WIFEH OW CAN A A NGEL BREAK MY HEART?L IFE'S HARD! I'M JUST T RYING TO P LAY MY PAR TBUT SHE K EEPS PUSHI NG ME, PUS HING ME, P USHING ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GOAFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... N ICETHIS HO T CHICK ST EPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW A ND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTHSHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DO KEY! WAARS IE FOKKEN KOKI?... W HERE'S THE FUCKIN MAR KER PEN?I WROTE 'NIN JA WAS HER E', IT LOO KED FUCKIN ILLPLUS I WROTE MY N UMBER AND I DREW A D UK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG P ENISI SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAI D, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHI E CAME DOW N TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAYI T OOK HER TO THE WATERF RONT, FOKK EN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKI N FANCYI G OT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CA LAMARIYO W E HAD A NI CE TIME PL US ALOT OF WHITE WINE SOON IT WA S NIGHT TI ME, 300 BU CK BILLFIN E, PAID TH E BILL, SI GNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE SAI D I WAS A LUCKY CATC H OF A GUY300 BUCKS IS N OT TOO MUC H TO SPLAS H FOR A NA AI... A FU CKTOOK HER BACK MY PL ACE, MUMMI ES WATCHIN G SOAPIESL AMMING IN HER STOKIE S, MUMMY T HIS IS SOP HIE... CHI LLING IN H ER SLIPPER S"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, Y O THIS SHI T'S FUCKIN ONTHEN SOP HIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!""THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST GOOI ME WIF A B LOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HO OK ME UPOH I UNDERSTA ND! LET'S GO MAYBE N AAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YO U FUCKIN S EXY!"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CAL L A TAXI!N OU SIT EK SOOS N JAG SE DOOS SO NDER N ERE KSIE!... N OW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIO T WITH NO ERECTIONHO W CAN A AN GEL BREAK MY HEART?L IFE'S HARD! I'M JUST T RYING TO P LAY MY PAR TBUT SHE K EEPS PUSHI NG ME, PUS HING ME, P USHING ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AN D PUSHING AND PUSHIN G! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!A WOMAN IS M ORE DANGER OUS THAN A LOADED PIS TOLTHEY PR OMISE YOU HEAVEN, GI VE YOU HEL L!MY LITTL E BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!SHE MAKES ME A KILLER (X8) NEVER MAKE A PRETTY W OMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?YOU CA N'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HE R EYENEVER MAKE A PRE TTY WOMAN YOUR WIFEI F YOU FEEL ING HORNY PUT YOUR H ANDS UPNIN JA 'BOUT T O KICK A L ITTLE STOR Y 'BOUT MI RANDAI WAS OUT DOPPIN G BY THE P URPLE TURT LE HANGING WIF SOME H OMIES... D RINKINGSKO PPED ONE T OO MANY DO PS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KI CKED BACK ONE TOO MA NY DRINKSI' M ON MY TO TAKE A PIS S AND I SE E THIS $CO PIE... SOM EONE YOU H AVE YOUR E YE ONSHE L OOKED JUST LIKE A COL OURED ANGE LINA JOLIE THE CHERRY LOOKED VER Y HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!""AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... T HAT'S CORR ECTI COULD N'T HELP S TARING AT THOSE NICE TITSCHILLI NG JUST BE LOW THEM B IG FAT BLO W JOB LIPS PLUS A G-S TRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRAC KI SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!" THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCK IN JOL, TH INK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTYDJ BU MPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAYMI RANDA ASKE D ME IN WH EN I DROPP ED HER BAC K AT HER P LACEON THE VERANDA NI NJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATEAND EV ERYTHING W AS HUNKY F UCKIN DORY THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FU NKY LITTLE STORYAT MY NEXT LIVE SHOWGUESS WHO'S IN T HE FRONT R OW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHOMI RANDA'S BI G GREEN HA WK EYESGLU ED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHTA FTER THE S HOW NINJA GETS RUSHE D BY A BUN CH OF POPP IES... FAN GIRLSI TEL L MIRANDA, HERE'S SOM E MONEY GO BUY YOURSE LF A DOPPI E... A DRI NKSO I'M T HERE SIGNI NG AUTOGRA PHS, SMOKI NG A DOOBI E"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR BO OBIESALL O F A SUDDEN MIRANDA BU STS IN, MA KING A SPE CTACLE!GRA BS ME BY T HE NUTS AN D STARTS B REAKING MY TESTICLESJ ASSIS! I N EARLY KLAP PED HER CO S... JESUS! I NEARLY H IT HER BEC AUSE.THOSE HEAVY FUCK IN CLAWS D IGGING INT O MY BALLS WAS VERY F UCKIN SORE! EWESKIELIK N HELE KLO MP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAA I... ALL-O F-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BU NCH OF FUC KIN HEADS TURNMIRAND A SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE Y OU TAKING ME FOR A F UCKIN FOOL? HOOKJESUS CHRIST!WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAV E TO BE SO FUCKIN COM PLICATED?L IKE THIS O NE CHICK, LAZAAN, WA S FUCKIN I NTO ME!PLU S SHE WAS A VIRGIN!S O THIS ONE TIME ME AN D LAZAAN W AS SMOKING A ZOL... W EEDTHERE B Y DJ HI-TE K'S CRIBWH EN SHE SAY S TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I TOOK HER TO HI- TEK'S ROOM ABOUT TO C LOSE THE D OOR, AND D ROP THE BO MBI SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I TOLD DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" THEN BADA- BADA-BING! BADA-BADA- BOMB!I PUT THE FLAME ON THE MOT HERFUCKIN BONG!LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HE AT IS ON!L AZAAN TOLD ME SHE WAN TED ME TO BE THE ONE I STARTED SLOW AND S EXY, YO I' MA GETTING SOMEPUNANI- NANI! PUNA NI-NUM-NUM! LIKE BADA- BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA- BOOM!WHEN HI-TEK WAL KED IN THE MOTHERFUCK IN ROOM!LI KE... ...F UCKIN BLIN D!... HOW EMBARRASSI NG!THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIN DI SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?""DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?" LAZAAN STA RTS HAVING THIS MOERS E FUCKIN F REAK OUT!... MASSIVETHE RE I AM ST ANDING LIK E A DOOS W ITH MY DIC K OUT!... A FUCKIN I DIOTSHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLAR ING! SWEAR ING!I THOU GHT BARNY SAID: 'SHA RING IS CA RING!'HOOK
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