- Eminem Kids 歌詞
- Eminem
- Okay children quiet down, quiet down
好了孩子們安靜下來
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
孩子們這是我們今天的代課老師
His name is Mr. Shady
他就是Shady老師
Children quiet down please
請大家安靜
Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP!）Brian
Brian 別扔了（閉嘴） Brian
Mr. Shady will be your new substituteShady
shady老師是你們新的代課老師
Good luck Mr. ShadyShady
祝您好運shady老師
Hi there little boys and girls （ FUCK YOU!）
同學們大家好（大爺的）
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
今天我們要學的是怎麼毒松鼠
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh?）
不過開始之前我們先來認識一下我的朋友Bob（呵？）
Say hi Bob! （'Hi Bob'） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
說大家好Bob！ （大家好Bob） Bob30歲了還和他媽媽住在一起
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
他沒有工作，因為他每天都躺家裡拔大麻
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
但是他12歲的弟弟很崇拜他
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob
Bob喜歡到當地的賣華夫餅的地方玩Bob
and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
然後經常在停車場等女服務員下班
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
等天黑了他就假裝在遛狗
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH!）
然後把她們拉到樹林裡的空地
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
即使她們逃跑了遇到警察
the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
她們還是很害怕不敢報警
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
直到有一天Stacey女士下班後
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
有人蒙住她的臉說：不要講話
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
但是Stacey知道是Bob， 說：趕緊放手
But Bobwouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
但是Bob沒有停下，因為他已經瘋了
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
比slim shady喝了伏特加還瘋狂
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a 'Dr.'
你甚至應該帶他去Dre那裡看醫生// Dr.Dre
He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
他抓住Stacey的腿就像把它砍下來了。 。 。
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
最後把她扔到湖里好讓警察發現她
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
但是自從那天Stacey出去散步後
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
他們再也沒有找到她，而Bob仍然在華夫餅店附近飄
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
這就是Bob和他的大麻的故事
and what it might do to you
所以想想毒品對你們有什麼危害
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
那麼再想像小松鼠想不想嘗試一點呢- -毒品對你們有害
See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
所以同學們，毒品是有害的（拜託）
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
如果你們不相信我，可以去問你們老爹（去問）
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
如果不信你爸爸可以去問你媽（是啊）
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
她會告訴你們她是怎麼看待毒品的（她會的）
So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
孩子們讓我們對毒品說不（說得對）
So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
所以你們不能學那些人一樣
Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
那今天我想講的已經講完了
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
反正毒品有害，知道了嗎？
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
我的XX和花生一樣大，你們看到了嗎
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut （Huh?）
臥槽，沒看到，和花生一樣大
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
說道花生，你們知道還有什麼對小松鼠有害嗎？
Ecstasy is the worst drugin the world
搖頭丸是世界上最糟的毒品
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
如果有人給你，千萬別嘗試
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
兩顆就叫你們筋脈逆流，走火入魔
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
最後會血管爆裂而死
So don 't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
所以碰都不能碰，否則會全身經脈爆炸而死
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
這是zach，21歲
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
自從上次和幾個朋友在一個聚會上嘗試後，他上癮了
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
在幾個人的慫恿下，於是他決定一次來5顆，
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
在同伴的壓力下你很難拒絕
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
於是他開始經脈逆流
and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
眼球都凹陷下去
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
後背變得就像麥當勞的標誌一樣彎
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}他在Donald的地毯上，
他平躺在Donald的地毯上，不停的嘔吐
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
所有人都在嘲笑他
'Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!'
hey Adam，你看，zach就是個傻×
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
因為他們也吃了搖頭丸，還認為很好玩
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
所以他們只會笑他純粹是在浪費錢
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
此時zach已經神誌不清，一切都結束了
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
他的背和肩卷得看起來就像是在練瑜伽
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
這就是搖頭丸瘋子zach的故事
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
所以同學們別拿搖頭丸餵松鼠，因為它對你們有害
See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
所以同學們，毒品是有害的（拜託）
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
如果你們不相信我，可以去問你們老爹（去問）
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
如果不信你爸爸可以去問你媽（是啊）
She 'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
她會告訴你們她是怎麼看待毒品的（她會的）
So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
孩子們讓我們對毒品說不（說得對）
So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
所以你們不能學那些人一樣
Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
那今天我想講的已經講完了
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
反正毒品有害，知道了嗎？
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
最後在年輕人中的最大的問題
problems among young people today, is fungus
就是菌類
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
它在牛屎中生長,他們把摘起來擦乾淨
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
包起來，然後你們把它直接放嘴裡嚼
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
mmm,然後你就會看到很逗（比）的事情
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
當你吃了它們之後，所有東西都慢了下來
And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what?）
有的時候會出現幻覺（比如？）
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
比如穿著丁字褲的紅頭髮胖女人
（Mr. Shady what's a G-string?） It's yarn Claire（Mr. Shady
（shady老師什麼是丁字褲），就是一根線，Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em （Huh?）
女人們把它拴自己的屁股後面，穿著它們出門
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
如果你吃了太多魔菇
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
,我說了魔菇了嗎？
I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come?）
我是說菌類，你的舌頭就會腫得像牛的舌頭一樣大（怎麼會）
cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross!!）
因為它是從牛屎里長出來的（靠）
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
所以珍愛生命遠離毒品
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at （Oh!）
但是你們的父母都知道我只會吸毒
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
不過別學我，因為你們長大後你們(會往不好方向發展-- -我猜的)（wtf is OD?）
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
他們會來找我麻煩，我只能留著山羊鬍子
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
然後改頭換面躲起來，因為那都是我的錯
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
所以一定不要吸毒,千萬不要學我
cause I'm bad for you
因為我不是你們的好榜樣
See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
所以同學們，毒品是有害的（拜託）
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
如果你們不相信我，可以去問你們老爹（去問）
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
如果不信你爸爸可以去問你媽（是啊）
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （ she will）
她會告訴你們她是怎麼看待毒品的（她會的）
So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
孩子們讓我們對毒品說不（說得對）
So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
所以你們不能學那些人一樣
Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
那今天我想講的已經講完了
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
反正毒品有害，知道了嗎？
Come on children, clap along （SHUT UP!）
好了孩子們，鼓掌
Sing along children （Suck my motherfuckin dick!）
一起唱（呵呵）
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me!）
反正毒品有害（南方公園要起訴我了）
So don't do drugs （Suck my motherfuckin penis!）
遠離毒品（呵呵呵）
so there'll be more for me （Hippie! God damnit!）
再見（靠）
（So, fucked up, right now..）
（。。。 ）
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