- Eminem SHADYXV 歌詞
- Eminem
- Im liable to start a violent spark
with a silent thought
I disgust you like dialogue
from the shop to The Wired Frog
Night club, *******t, I was taught
if you see these on fire
You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park,
no fire depar**ent
So you may not hear sirens at all
But dont be alarmed if I sound off
Something just aint right with me, dawg
A martyr on a private charter,
whose life could be harder
Widely regarded, highly bite me,
sweetheart, Im slightly retarded
But tonight Im starting *******t,
Im feeling self righteous
I might just hop in a mosh
pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac ****** *t
Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
Ill ******* around
and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
Fan of the LOX, bananas,
manic, Im going in shock
Frantic, Im trapped in a closet
Panic attack cause Im claustrophobic
No, *******, I mean
I cant maneuver from movement
Cause I had no room for improvement
Im practically squashed,
unpacked it and boxed it
Toxic, hands are arsenic,
flammable bars, examine the content
Bar exam, start of insanity
Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
Shark mandibles, lambs thatll slaughter
Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking
Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
But I gallon some knockers
I bet you they ring a bell
when I come back and Im conscious
What happened, doc? I passed out again
Alcohols making me break into vacants naked
Stole a Magnum box
and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon
Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
Too close to the stair master
Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
Woke up shortly there after, hungover
No one to wear, grasping a bear,
rasped it and dropped it
Air Max in my closet,
preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
And the cross stitching is a cross mix
Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
giraffe and a dolphin
Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches
Swats watches and sneakers matches
with the parkers
But its like being overstepped at a boxing gym
With all these trainers,
but I dont have any boxers
And Im standing here naked,
hangover, still wasted
Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
Yo, why does it always sound like
Im grabbing my nostrils ?
******* that, Ill battle em all, Ill battle em all
Ill stand there and yell mad at a wall
Until the mannequin doll
scatter the inanimate objects
That Im badder than all, shatter and fall
Cause I hear the track
And Im starting to get ******g amped,
Imma spark with em
Like the car with the cables hooked
to my ******g back, Im a Duracell
But I sure as hell got it backwards
cause yall could get jumped
And Id catch the battery charge, but
I got a hunch like your back when its arching
When I start attacking your squadron
Youll feel like Master Card when Im charging
So take a swipe at me, Im coming straight at you
Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
So get the sack of Wisconsin
Thats nutbag that Im talking, who am I kidding?
You *******s are all gonna do my bidding
Dont get dragged to the auction
Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol
Ill push a ******* into oncoming traffic,
just watch this
Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
See Im at you wack when
I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping
Affable guy next door is laughable
My next whores gon have mechanical arms
Thatll jack me off
with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
No emotion hence
I guess this sick ******* dies hard
I got a Magic Johnson
Its like a magic wand allows me to
not let a blonde arouse me
If Ronda Rousey was on the couch,
with the condoms out
Holding a thousand Magnums at once,
Wants to Pounce
How I laugh in response how she dances
and flaunts it around me
Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
And all I see is
shes slaughterhouse in a blouse
And Madonna with mud on her,
got dammit I a misogynist
I slap [?] with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
Just so happens shes fond of Al
Cause now shes faceplanting on the concrete
Complete lack of responsibility
Half you assholes aint strong
enough to pick up a spirit
*******t, you *******s couldnt shoplift at a thrift shop
But I let the track lift em up, boost the energy
Klepto, Im back to rip shop up,
but my thing is this now
Five finger discount
Been rapping so long Ive been killing this *******t,
its easy
Kidnapping your mom cause
Im still in this *******, thievery
Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
Always scared if I went back to the blonde
I might relapse, get to some bull*******t
Perhaps Ill launch some cracker taunts
at Action Bronson
Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth
Have some back and forths
And record a wack response to
Kendrick Lamars Control verse
And perform Fack in concert
[Fack plays]
Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album
Now that was awesome
It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that
Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
(Ill stick around)
And put up with my crap so long for
Whats the attraction, mama?
Is it the fact that Im a walking, talking,
actual quadruple entendre
Or the pointy nose thats pointing at you, mama?
Who knows at this point, its always poking so meh
Still get along with this voice
cause thats the monster
So do-si-do with a sociopath,
everyone who knows me knows that
What they dont know is the
fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
She loves the way I lie
Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
That mightve disguise pants, but they on fire
So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off
Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking
Im wrapping up all the presents
In * *****g camouflage so you cant even find em
Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolphs antlers off
Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
Bath and Beyond
Put the basket back
while the bath salt packets are gone
Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
But classic rock acid rap is the genre
Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre,
Trasher and Aerosmith
And Im a spectacular archer,
feed count Dracula Chocula
Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off
and Im strangling em
Smack Kim Basinger on the ass
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