- Eminem Steve Berman 歌詞
- Eminem
- Eminem - Steve Berman (skit)
Berman先生
什麼事? Secretary : Mr.Berman Eminem來見您了 Mr.Berman : WHAT? 媽個雞總算來了讓他進來 Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you Steve!見到你真高興,呃,我…… Mr.Berman : About fucking time , Send him in 哦瞧瞧這是誰終於決定賞個臉了
我希望你過去四年玩得爽歪歪 Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just.... 聽著伙計我很抱歉,我不該…… Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face , 不該開槍打我! ! ? ? ? ? I hope you had fun in the last four years 你知道我特麼沒法用右手擼了嗎! ! ? ? ? Eminem : Look man I apologize again For.. 真的抱歉那是個錯誤 Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!! 非常糟糕的錯……你……你穿著防彈衣嗎…… Do you know I lose the use of my right arm? 然後你想怎麼樣?藏起來? Eminem : Again it was a mistake , 躲回底特律老家宅上五年,看著整個音樂產業玩兒完? It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?! 你知道因為你特麼給自己放假多少人失業了嗎? Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out? 呃既然我現在復出了我就想說 Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ? ! 錄點新歌什麼的給你聽聽看你怎麼想…… Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ? 我真的非聽這玩意兒不可嗎? Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna 讓我猜猜這張專輯的主題一定是可憐的我 put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion... 我太有名了我的名氣毀掉了我滋潤的小生活 Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ? 我是個備受折磨的藝術家我還要寫點音樂 Let me guess another album about poor me 描述我悲慘的愛情故事我說中了一個沒? I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life 別這樣伙計並不是—— and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it 憋說了 and my tragic love life Am I on something here? 把專輯給我我特麼受夠跟你說話了 Eminem : Comeon man its not like that.. 你以為自己能想來想就來想走就走是吧超級自大狂巨星 Mr.Berman : You know what ? Steve 我有藥物問題 Just hand the fucking thing over I`m done talking to you 哦可憐的我我有藥物問題 You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars. 誰特麼沒點藥物問題? Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem.. 嘿,冷靜冷靜 Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem 把那玩意兒放桌子上然後趕緊給我滾蛋 Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what? 天了嚕淡定伙計 Eminem : Hey Hey Hey ! 好好給 Mr.Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out. 這特麼什麼鬼?兩張CD? ? Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man , 呃我就是想跟你說這個來著,這是兩張專輯 Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s* 趕緊滾! ! Mr.Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD`s? 好好∑(✘Д✘๑ ) Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums. 特麼的滾! ! Mr.Berman : Just get out ! 好好那個回見∑(✘Д✘๑ ) Eminem : Aight! Mr.Berman : Get the fuck out ! Eminem : Aight man see you later
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