- Eminem The Real Slim Shady 歌詞
- Eminem
- May I have your attention please
大家安靜一下
聽好了
May I have your attention please
請Slim Shady 站起來
我再說一遍，請Slim Shady站起來
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
（看起來有麻煩了）
你們看著都像第一次見到白人Rapper那樣
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
下巴著地,像Pam那樣,看見Tommy衝進門
Were going to have a problem here
然後比以前更瘋狂的抽她的屁股!
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
他們離婚了,Pam把家具扔得到處亂飛
這不是XX的回歸?啊,不對,不可能,你肯定在開玩笑
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
啊,不對,不可能,你肯定在開玩笑
started whoopin her ass worse than before
然後Dr.Dre說：“………… ”
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
什麼都沒說!你被耍了，笨蛋!
Its the return of the
Dre早死了,他現在被我鎖在地下室裡!哈哈哈哈哈
Oh wait no way your kidding he didnt just say what I think he did did he
女權主義者都愛我（反語EM早期歌詞講的什麼Stan們都懂）
And Dr Dre said
因為他滿口都是女人（然而說的是Hoe，Bitch這類的2333）
Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead hes locked in my basement
瞧瞧他那鬼樣子，我受夠他了走來走去抓著他的(XX)...你懂的...
Feminist women love Eminem
正在惹怒...你知道的...
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady Im sick of him
Yeah，你看他多可愛呀！
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
對,我估計我腦袋裡幾顆螺絲釘鬆了
limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
但是比起你爸媽在臥室裡發生的事情，都是小巫見大巫
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
有時候,我想在電視上說出我的心聲,但是我不能這麼做
but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
你看，乾一頭死了的駝鹿對於Tom Green來說是很酷的
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
快來跪舔
but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
如果我幸運的話，我猜我能得到一個吻
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
以上就是我們傳輸給孩子們的東西
and if Im lucky you might just give it a little kiss
然後我們卻指望他們不知女人的陰X是什麼
and thats the message that we deliver to little kids
但他們肯定會知道做愛是什麼東西
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
因為當他們上四年級的時候
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
會看Discovery Channel對嗎?
by the time they hit 4th grade
（科學探索類似於動物世界）
they got the discovery channel dont they
我們不過只是哺乳類動物罷了.. .噢不,其實有些是食人族
We aint nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
他們會把人像哈密瓜那樣斬開
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
但是既然我們可以幹死去的羚羊
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
那讓兩個男人私奔也就沒什麼說頭了
then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
如果你和我的想法一樣,我有一個辦法
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
女人們，揮舞你們的內褲揮動起來,然後一起來合唱.......
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
我才是Slim Shady
Im Slim Shady
我才是那個白人說唱之神
Yes Im the real Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
So wont the real Slim Shady
站起來
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
我才是Slim Shady
becuase Im Slim Shady
我才是那個白人說唱之神
Yes Im the real Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
So wont the real Slim shady
站起來
Please stand up Please standup Please stand up
Will Smith說他在歌裡面從來不爆粗口
Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
不過我會爆,所以去你媽的
你認為我會特別在乎格萊美獎?
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
你們音樂評論家中一半以上的根本不鳥我
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
可是Slim,你贏了怎麼辦,那不是會很奇怪?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me let alone stand me
奇怪什麼?那樣你們就可以騙我到這裡?
But Slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird
就可以,把我安排坐在布蘭妮旁邊？
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
那Christina Aguilera得跟我換座位
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
這樣我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst 旁邊
Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
然後聽他們爭論Christina更喜歡誰
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
你這小婊子,在MTV上把我撤下來透透氣
And hear em argue over who she gave head to first
他確實很可愛,不過他已經和Kim結婚了,嘿嘿
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
我應該把她的歌下到MP3上
yeah hes cute but I think hes married to Kim hehe
然後秀給世界看她如何給我XX
I should download her audio on mp3
我已經很厭煩你們這幫小屁孩們,你們整天就會煩我
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
所以我是來搞砸你們的
Im sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
因為這世界上像我這樣的人有千千萬萬
So Ive been sent here to destroy you
像我這樣爆粗口
And theres a million of us just like me
像我一樣啥也不在乎
Who cuss like me
像我這樣穿著肥大的HIPHOP衣服
Who just dont give a fuck like me
像我這樣舉止怪異
Who dress like me
Walk talk and act like me
但永遠都不會是我!
It just might be the next best thing
我才是Slim Shady
But not quite me
我才是那個白人說唱之神
Im Slim Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
Yes Im the real Shady
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
站起來
So wont the real Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
我才是那個白人說唱之神
becuase Im Slim Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
Yes Im the real Shady
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
站起來
So wont the real Slim shady
聽我說唱是一種精神享受
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
因為只有我會向你們獻上
Im like a headtrip to listen to
一些你和你的朋友門在寢室裡頭笑話的東西
Cause Im only giving you
唯一不同的是,我在你們面前有種說出來
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
而且我不用掩飾
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
我只是拿到一個麥克風前,吐出真言
And I dont gotta be false or sugar coated at all
不管你喜不喜歡,我都把這它大聲的唱出來
I just get on the mic and spit it
我比你們其他90%的說唱歌手都NB
And whether you like to admit it
這就是為什麼這幫小孩買我的專輯就像嗑藥一樣上癮
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
真滑稽,因為我已經30歲了
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
而且我會是唯一一個在護士房裡泡妞的人
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when Im 30
捏那些護士的屁股,然後和Jergens一塊兒打手槍
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
可是一整袋子的偉哥都沒卵用
Pinching nurses asses when Im jackin off with Jergens and Im jerking
其實超級巨星可能就隱藏在我們之中
But this whole bag of viagra isnt working
他可能在漢堡王工作,在你的洋蔥圈上吐痰
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
或者在一個停車場裡開著車轉圈
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
叫著'我才不管那麼多!'
Or in the parking lot circling
然後搖下車窗
screaming I dont give a fuck
所以請真正的Slim Shady站起來吧
With his windows down and system up
把中指豎起來
So will the real Shady please stand up
再為自己的完全失控驕傲不已
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
用你最響的聲音再來一次,那句話怎麼說的來著
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
我才是Slim Shady
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
我才是那個白人說唱之神
Cuz Im Slim Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
Yes Im the real Shady
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
站起來吧
So wont the real Slim Shady
我才是Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
我才是那個白人說唱之神
becuase Im Slim Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
Yes Im the real Shady
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
站起來啊
So wont the real Slim shady
我才是Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
我才是那個白人說唱之神
Im Slim Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
Yes Im the real Shady
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
站起來引爆全場
So wont the real Slim Shady
因為我才是Slim Shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
我才是那個白人說唱之神
becuase Im Slim Shady
而你們其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿我罷了...
Yes Im the real Shady
所以不如讓真正的Slim Shady站起來
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
站起來high爆全場！
So wont the real Slim shady
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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