- Eminem the real slim shady 歌詞
- Eminem
- May I have your attention please?
請大家聽好了！
May I have your attention please?
請大家聽好了！
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
請真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我再重複：請真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
We're going to have a problem here
我們這有麻煩了。
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你們一個個都表現得像是頭一回見到白人一樣
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴都貼到地上了，就好像Pam 一樣，看見Tommy 突然衝進門來。
started whoopin her ass worse than before
然後他開始越來越瘋狂地追逐她的屁股。
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
其實之前他們已經離婚了，他把她扔得老遠。
It's the return of the
這是XX的回歸
'Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?'
“啊~等等，不能等了，你在開玩笑吧他說的並不是我認為他做過的事，對嗎？”
And Dr Dre said
接下來Dr.Dre 說...
....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
白痴！什麼也沒說！ Dr.Dre 早就死了，他的屍體被我鎖在地下室了！哈哈！
Feminist women love Eminem
女權主義的娘們特別“喜愛” 埃米納姆。
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
七嘴八舌的談論著Slim Shady，“我討厭他，
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
你瞧瞧他那樣兒，走來走去地，手裡抓著他那個...你知道是啥東西，
limpin' to you know who 'yeah, but hes so cute though'
朝著...你知道是誰...抖來抖去。”“沒錯，可是他挺帥！”
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是的，我也許真的腦袋裡缺了兩顆螺絲釘。
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但至少比你父母臥室裡發生的那些事情要正常一點。
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
有時，我真想在電視上撒撒野。
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但可惜做不到，不過 Tom Green 那家夥和一隻駝鹿屍體嘿嘿嘿這件事還是挺酷的。
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
我的屁股在你嘴邊，我的屁股在你嘴邊。
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我夠幸運的話你可以親它一小口。
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
這就是我們想要灌輸給小朋友的訊息。
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
並且期望他們永遠不知道女人的陰|蒂是啥。
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
可是他們總有一天會知道什麼是性|交。
by the time they hit 4th grade,
當他們到了四年級的時候，
they got the discovery channel don't they?
他們還有探索頻道可看，不是嗎？
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
“我們都不過是哺乳動物”沒錯，有的還是食人動物呢。
who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
這些食人動物把其他的人切開就像切開羚羊一樣 。
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我們可以和動物屍體以及羚羊做|愛 。
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那就沒理由說人與人之間不亂交。
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
但如果你喜歡,我倒有個法子。
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
女士捫搖起你們的襪褲,齊聲合唱！
I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady。
Yes I'm the real Shady
沒錯，我是真的Slim Shady。
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shady不過是我的複製品。
So won't the real Slim Shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady。
Yes I'm the real Shady
沒錯，我是真的Slim Shady。
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shady不過是我的複製品。
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威爾史密斯在他的說唱裡破口大罵才賣得出去。
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
我也能，所以去他媽的，也去你們媽的！
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
你們以為我老子會管格萊美的屁事？
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
你們這群批評家一半以上都受不了我，更別提支持我了。
'But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?'
“但是Slim，如果你得獎了呢？這不會很奇怪嗎”
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
為什麼,你們這幫混蛋把我騙到這裡，
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
所以你們能讓我和Britney Spears坐一起，
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
操，Christina Aguilera最好和我換座，
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
所以我就能坐在Carson Daly 和Fred Durst 旁
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
然後聽她們爭吵著先對誰示好。
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
小賤人在MTV上惹火了我。
'yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe'
'是的,他的確很帥,但我想他已經和Kim,結婚了,呵呵'
I should download her audio on mp3
我應該把她的歌下到MP3裡
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
讓全世界看看你是怎麼讓埃米納姆染上性病的。
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
我對你們這群男男女女的組合感到噁心。
So I've been sent here to destroy you
所以我被送到這裡來毀滅你們。
And theres a million of us just like me
這裡有數百萬像我這樣的人，
Who cuss like me
像我一樣咒罵，
Who just don't give a fuck like me
什麼都不管。
Who dress like me
穿的像我，
Walk, talk and act like me
走路，說話，動作都像我。
It just might be the next best thing
那也可能只是個好事，
But not quite me
但絕不是我。
I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shadys不過是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim Shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady 。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shadys不過是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真的Slim Shady 。
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
我像個頭頭,
Cause I'm only giving you
因為我只給了你
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
在臥室里和你的朋友開的漫無邊際的玩笑。
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
唯一不同的,我可以在你們面前盡情地玩，
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
我不會失敗,或根本不會被糖卡住嗓門，
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只要麥克風然後開始表演。
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
不管你承認與否，
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我比你們這群Rapper裡90%的人罵得都好。
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
然後你們就會想知道為啥小孩們像磕了藥一樣要我的專輯。
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
很有趣.當我30了
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
那時我是養老院裡唯一可以調情的人。
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
當我還在和Jergens糊搞時摸護士門的屁股。
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
一大袋的指示器都不能工作。
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
人人都是Slim Shady，
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
他可能在漢堡王工作，而且還在你的洋蔥圈上吐口水。
Or in the parking lot circling
或者在停車場轉來轉去。
screaming I don't give a fuck
大喊著，去你媽的！
With his windows down and system up
當他的車窗放下來，車都啟動了。
So will the real Shady, please stand up
所以真正的Shady請站起來。
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
把每雙手的那根手指都豎起來。
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
然後去驕傲吧，去放縱吧，去失去理智吧。
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
再來一次，越大聲越好，說什麼？
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shadys不過是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim Shady...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
becuase I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shadys不過是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
I'm Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shadys不過是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim Shady ...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
becuase I' m Slim Shady
我是Slim Shady ，
Yes I'm the real Shady
我是真的Slim Shady ，
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們這些Slim Shadys不過是模仿我，
So won't the real Slim shady...
而不是真正的Slim Shadys
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
請站起來,請站起來,請站起來...
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