- Eminem Role Model 歌詞
- Eminem
- OK, Im going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
Im cancerous, so when I diss you wouldnt wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your ****in legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, Ima even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get ****ed more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her ****in tonsils out and fed her sherbet (*****!)
My nerves hurt, and lately Im on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (**** you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So Im dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that Im white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I dont get pissed, yall dont even see through the mist
How the ** ** can I be white, I dont even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave?
And this is how Im supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind wont work if my spine dont jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
Im not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
Thatll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap styles warped, Im runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
Im bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and Im in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either Im high , or Im ****
Cause if you aint tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious Igot it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit its over with
I bought Cages tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Ive been with 10 women who got HIV
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my ***** and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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