- Eminem If I Had 歌詞
- Eminem
- 'Life' by Marshall Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle in front of your optical to slow you down
And every time you think youve gotten past it
Its gonna come back around to tackle you to the dxxn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret identities
And disguises to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
They wanna come back, and cut your throat when you aint lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Moneyll make them same friends come back around
Swearin that they was always down
What is life? Im tired of life
Im tired of backstabbing-a5s snakes with friendly grins
Im tired of committin so many sins
Tired of always givin in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never havin any ends
Tired of havin skinny friends, hooked on craxk and Mini Thins
Im tired of this DJ playin your sx1t when he spins
Tired of not havin a deal
Tired of havin to deal, with the bullsx1t without grabbin the steel
Tired of drownin in my sorrow
Tired of havin to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
Im tired of motherfvxkers sprayin sx1t and dartin off
Im tired of jobs startin off
At $5.50 an hour, then this boss wonders why Im smartin off
Im tired of bein firedevery time I fart and cough
Tired of havin to work as a gas station clerk
For this j3rk, breathin down my neck, drivin me berserk
Im tired of usin plastic silverware
Tired of workin at Builders Square
Tired of not bein a millionaire
But if I had a million dollars
Id buy a dxxn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand
Id make the world suck my d1xk without a c0nd0m on
While Im on the john
If I had a million bucks, it wouldnt be enough
Because Id still be out robbin armored trucks
If I had one wish, I would ask
For a big enough a5s for the whole world to kiss
Im tired of bein white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of takin pop bottles back to the party store
Im tired of not havin a phone
Tired of not havin a home, to have one in, if I did have one on
Tired of not drivin a BM
Tired of not workin at GM, tired of wantin to be him
Tired of not sleepin without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performin in a packed coliseum
Tired of not bein on tour
Tired of fvxkin the same blonde whore
After work, in the back of a Contour
Im tired of fakin knots with a stack of ones
Havin a lack of funds and resortin back to guns
Tired of bein stared at
Tired of wearin the same dxxn Nike Air hat
Tired of steppin in clubs, wearin the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people sayin theyre tired of hearin me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who aint bringin half the skill as me
Sayin they wasnt feelin me on 'Nobodys As Ill As Me'
And Im tired of radio stations tellin fibs
Tired of JLB sayin, 'Where hip-hop lives'
But if I had a million dollars
Id buy a dxxn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand
Id make the world suck my d1xk without a c0nd0m on
While Im on the john
If I had a million bucks, it wouldnt be enough
Because Id still be out robbin armored trucks
If I had one wish, I would ask
For a big enough a5s for the whole world to kiss
You know what Im sayin?
Im tired of all of this bullsx1t, tellin me to be positive
How am I posed to be positive when I dont see sx1t positive?
You know what Im sayin?
I rap about sx1t around me, sx1t I see
You know what Im sayin?
Right now, Im tired of everything
Tired of all this player-hatin thats goin on in my own city
Cant get no airplay, you know what Im sayin?
But hey, its cool though, you know what Im sayin ?
Im just fed up, thats my word
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