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- Eminem The Real Slim Shady 歌詞
- Eminem
- May I have your attention please
請大家聽好了~~！
May I have your attention please
請大家聽好了~~！
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
請真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再重複：請真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
Were going to have a problem here
我們遇到一個麻煩
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
你們一個個都表現得像是頭一回見到白人一樣
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy
下巴都貼到地上了就好像Pam 一樣，看見Tommy
just burst in the door
突然衝進門來
started whoopin her ass worse than before
然後他開始越來越瘋狂地追逐她的屁股
they first get divorced throwing
其實之前他們已經離婚了
her over furniture （scream）
他把她扔（拋棄）得老遠
Its the return of the
這是……的回歸
Oh wait no way your kidding
啊~等等，不能等了，你在開玩笑吧
he didnt just say what I think he did did he
他說的並不是我認為他做過的事，是嗎？
And Dr Dre said
接下來 Dr.Dre 說
Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead
白痴！什麼也沒說！ Dr.Dre 早就死了
hes locked in my basement （haha）
他的屍體被我鎖在地下室了！哈哈！
Feminist women love Eminem
女權主義的娘們特別“喜愛” Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady Im sick of him
老是七嘴八舌的談論著Slim Shady，我討厭他
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
你瞧瞧他那小樣兒~走來走去地，手裡抓著他那個...你知道是啥東東
limpin to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
朝著...你知道是誰...抖來抖去，沒錯，可是他挺帥~！
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是的，我也許真的腦袋裡缺了兩顆螺丁
but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
但至少比你父母臥室裡發生的那些事情要正常一點
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有時，我真想在電視上撒撒野
but cant but its cool for TomGreen to hump a dead moose
但可惜做不到，不過Tom Green 那傢伙和一隻駝鹿屍體做愛這件事還是挺酷的
my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的屁股就在你嘴邊，我的屁股就在你嘴邊
and if Im lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我夠幸運的話你可以親它一小口
and thats the message that we deliver to little kids
這就是我們想要灌輸給小朋友的訊息
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
並且期望他們永遠不知道女人的*是啥玩意兒
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
可是他們總有一天會知道什麼是性交
by the time they hit 4th grade
順便還會在這方面得高分
they got the discovery channel dont they
他們看《探索》頻道，不是嗎？
We aint nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
“我們都不過是哺乳動物”沒錯，有的還是食人動物呢~
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
這些食人動物把其他的人切開就像切開羚羊一樣
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我們可以和動物屍體以及羚羊做愛
then theres no reason that a man
那麼就沒有理由不准一個男人
and another man cant elope
和另外一個男人私奔
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
可是只要你和我有一樣的感受，我就有個建議
Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女士們揮舞起你們的連襪褲，高唱著段副歌，這就開始了！
Im Slim Shady
我就是Slim Shady ，
Yes Im the real Shady
沒錯，我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim Shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
becuase Im Slim Shady
因為我就是Slim Shady ，
Yes Im the real Shady
沒錯，我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will Smith 為了多賣幾張唱片就不敢在他的說唱裡罵人
Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
可我不怕，所以肏他！同時也肏你們！
You think I give a damm about a Grammy
你們以為我對一座葛萊美獎有興趣嗎？
Half of you critics cant
你們這些評論家有一半都受不了我
even stomach me let alone stand me
對我避之惟恐不及
But Slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird
可是Slim ，要是你真得獎了怎麼辦？不是很不可思議嗎？
Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
有啥不可思議的？到時候你們這些傢伙正好可以撒個謊把我給騙到這兒來
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
於是你們就可以安排我坐在“小甜甜”的旁邊
Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
狗屁，我才不要呢！最好讓Christina Aguilera 來跟我換換位置
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
那樣我就能坐在Carson Daly 和Fred Durst 的旁邊
And hear em argue over who she gave head to first
就能聽見他們爭論著到底Christina Aguilera 先和誰口交
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
小賤人，在MTV上惹毛了我
yeah hes cute but I think hes married to Kim hehe
是的，他很帥，但是我認為他已經和Kim 結過婚了，嘿嘿
I should download her audio on mp3
我真應該把她的歌下載到MP3上
And show the whole world
然後向全世界展示
how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
你是如何讓Eminem 染上性病的
Im sick of you little girl
我討厭你們這些小姑娘
and boy groups all you do is annoy me
和小男孩團體你們成天就知道惹我噁心
So Ive been sent here to destroy you
所以我被派到這裡來消滅你們
And theres a million of us just like me
而且我們之中有無數的人和我一樣
Who cuss like me
他們像我一樣地罵人，
Who just dont give a fuck like me
像我一樣地不在乎
Who dress like me
象我一樣的穿著
Walk talk and act like me
像我一樣的走路、說話和行動
It just might be the next best thing
並且有望成為繼我之後的最好的東西
But not quite me
只是成不了100%的我
Im Slim Shady
我就是Slim Shady ，
Yes Im the real Shady
沒錯，我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim Shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
becuase Im Slim Shady
因為我才是真正的Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
對，我是真的shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
Im like a headtrip to listen to
聽我唱歌就好比進行一次大腦旅行
Cause Im only giving you
因為我只會給你講一些
things you joke about with your friends
你和你的朋友作為笑談的東西
inside your living room
在私人客廳裡
The only difference is I got the balls
唯一的不同是我擁有
to say it in front of yall
在你們大家面前說出來的機會
And I dont gotta be false or sugar coated at all
而且我不會說謊也不會給它們加上糖衣
I just get on the mic and spit it
我不過是對著麥克風然後直接吐出來罷了
And whether you like to admit it （rip）
不管你承不承認
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我無疑比90%的說唱藝人放屁放得更響亮
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up
接下來你想知道為什麼小朋友們痴迷
these albums like valiums
我的專輯就好像依賴安定一樣
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when Im 30
這還真好笑，因為照我現在這個樣子發展下去的話，當我30歲的時候
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
我會成為獨一無二的在療養院耍流氓的人
Pinching nurses asses
我一邊捏護士們的屁股
when Im jackin off with Jergens and Im jerking
當我和J ergens 一起玩手淫的時候
But this whole bag of viagra isnt working
而且我抽筋時這整包Viagra（藥）都不起作用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
在每個人體內都潛伏了一個Slim Shady
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
他（潛伏的Slim Shady）會在你吃漢堡時發作，在你的洋蔥圈上吐口水
Or in the parking lot circling
或者開著車在停車場不停地轉圈圈，
screaming I dont give a fuck
還一邊叫喊著“I dont give a fuck”
With his windows down and system up
而且車窗、車蓋都敞開著的
So will the real Shady please stand up
那麼真正的Shady 請站起來吧
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
然後雙手高舉中指
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
並且驕傲地喪失理智
and one more time loud as you can how does it go
好好地再唱一遍副歌，用你吃奶的力氣，是咋唱的來著
Cuz Im Slim Shady
我就是Slim Shady ，
Yes Im the real Shady
沒錯，我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim Shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
becuase Im Slim Shady
因為我就是Slim Shady ，
Yes Im the real Shady
沒錯，我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
Im Slim Shady
我就是 Slim Shady ，
Yes Im the real Shady
沒錯 ，我才是真正的 Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的 Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim Shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
becuase Im Slim Shady
因為我就是Slim Shady ，
Yes Im the real Shady
沒錯，我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你們所有其他的Slim Shady 們都是冒牌的！
So wont the real Slim shady
那麼真正的 Slim Shady 還不快起立嗎！
Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
請起立！請起立！
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