- Owl City Dental Care 歌詞
- Owl City
- I brush my teeth
我刷著牙
and look in the mirror
對著鏡子裡的我
And laugh out loud
放聲大笑
as I'm beaming from ear to ear
簡直是笑的合不攏嘴
我寧願去採花
I'd rather pick flowers
而不是像這樣“打架”（做思想鬥爭）
instead of fight
更不願在他面前秀自己
And rather than flaunt my style
我只想甩給他一個笑臉
I'd flash you a smile
裡面的牙齒白如珍珠
Of clean pearly whites
我去過牙醫那兒了
數不清多少次所以我瞭如指掌
I've been to the dentist
把頭髮梳梳好躺好在牙科椅上
A thousand times, so I know the drill
不知怎麼的我還是有點怕
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
“坐下來吧”
but somehow I still get the chills
他和顏悅色地說道
跟我握了握手
Have a seat
抱一個禮節性的微笑
He says pleasantly
“張大你的嘴巴哦~”
As he shakes my hand
他看著我說道
And practically laughs at me
然後他假笑了一下開口說
“沒有合適的了你就將就一下吧”
Open up nice and wide
他努力著不笑出聲來
He says, peering in
醫生們在放長假的時候
And with a smirk he says,
牙醫往往會變得很急躁沒有耐心
'Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit'
話說多了牙反而更疼
As he tries not to grin
因為我說的事情極其愚蠢
所以我如果鬥不過他們
When hygienists leave on long vacations
最後就是把這份傲氣隨著阿司匹林一起吞下
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
然後好好閉上我的嘴
打完高爾夫可千萬不能喝酒
Talking only brings the toothaches on
這就是我“開車不喝酒喝酒不開車”的原因
Because I say the stupidest things
因為啊萬一撞上了我的牙齒
So if my resolve goes south
我就再也笑不起來了
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
我去過牙醫那兒無數次了
And shut my mouth
所以我實在太了解
頭髮梳梳好躺好在牙科椅上
Golf and alcohol don't mix
但不知怎麼回事我還是打了個冷顫
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist
A thousand times, so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
but somehow I still get the chills
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